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I Made this “Holiday Ode to Mr. Tech” Video Using AI

If I had a brother from another universe, and he somehow found a way to send me a fun holiday selfie video riffing on the famous poem, ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, it might resemble an AI video creation exercise I just completed.

And the way I imagine it, my brother might look like this (thanks to Google Whisk).

And of course, he would also be interested in blogging about tech and gadgets.

Here’s how I brought my geeky fantasy to ‘life.’

ChatGPT Wrote the Lines
To create a new poem for my brother to read, I put “A Visit from St. Nicholas” through ChatGPT and asked it to write new verses focusing on solving home tech problems. Almost instantly, I had several versions, which admittedly needed more work. So, I moved some lines around and polished it.

Google Whisk Generated the Environments
Then, I got to work creating the scene locations for my brother.

Again, I used Google Whisk’s text-to-photo functionality to place him in different environments throughout the poem. As you’ll see, this plays like a cartoon, and I leaned increasingly into the absurd. 

Ingredients to Video
Once I had all my key-frame photos, I used them to guide the video scene creation process using Google Veo 3 and Adobe Firefly for Video.

The hardest part was maintaining the consistency of my brother’s voice. (Sometimes, the AI wanted to give my brother a deeper voice and a British accent.)

Here’s my finished creation, complete with its AI script, AI video generation, rough AI edges… and human-powered humor.

The Future has Arrived
With more time and additional money (yes, AI video creation consumes lots of ‘credits’), I could have created a more ‘perfect’ version by regenerating certain scenes multiple times to get better results.

But that wasn’t my goal here (perhaps for my next AI video project). For the record, I spent about twenty bucks to generate the clips. And then, I did the video editing myself.

AI video creation for the masses is remarkable, but it’s still far from perfect. That said, just the idea that I can ‘easily’ create this silly bit of nonsense from my keyboard forces me to update my entire view on video production and the need the skill up. (Why do you think I gave myself this assignment?)

‘Twas the Night before Fun-day
You may have noticed the reimagined poem in my video is shorter than the original. That’s because I didn’t feel the concept would hold together if the piece ran too long. (Remember, less is more.) So, I removed some of the lines.

If you’re interested in reading my entire tomfoolery, here it is. Enjoy!

Holiday Ode to Mr. Tech

‘Twas the night before Fun-day, when all through the house,
Not a gadget was syncing – not even the mouse.
The cables were laid with questionable care,
In hopes that the Wi-Fi would reach everywhere.

The tablets were charging beside every bed,
While buffering circles spun round in our heads.
And I, bathed in blue light, lay still for the night,
Dreading the thought there’d be no Wi-Fi tonight.

When out on the network there was such a clatter,
A chime from my phone said that something’s the matter.
Away from the bed I flew like a flash,
Past blinking red lights and a network crash.

The glow from the router on new-fallen snow,
Gave cold bluish shine to the yard down below.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a bright sleigh shape drawing steadily near.

With a happy driver, so steady and in check,
I knew in a moment it must be Mr. Tech.
More rapid than updates his drones now they came,
He tapped and he typed and he called them by name.

“Now, PING! Now, PIXEL! Now, BUFFER and BEACON!
On, COOKIE! On, CACHE! Let the signal awaken!
Go, REBOOT! Go, RESET! Make connections robust!
On, ROUTER and MODEM – Restore all our trust!”

To the top of the roof! To the peak – Hold it steady!
No dropped connections, no dead zones – Now we are ready!
Like data at full bars that zips through the air,
They landed atop with precision and care.

Quick as a reboot, I heard a low tone,
The soft little thump of each careful drone.
As I held my breath there and turned round just so,
Down the chimney came Mr. Tech with a glow.

He was dressed all in fleece from his head to his toe,
With a tool kit of dongles and cords in a row.
A satchel of gadgets hung low on his back,
A tech on a call who’d prepared for attack.

His eyes – how they twinkled! His grin – calm and bright,
Like someone who’s fixed this exact thing all night.
He glanced at the modem, the router, the node,
And nodded once softly – Yes, I know this code.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And restarting each device, no need to smirk.
He reset the router, adjusted the mesh,
Labeled each cable with meticulous zest.

The tablets and laptops all hummed with new life,
And no more spinning wheels, no buffering strife.
He checked every signal, each access point near,
Then gave me a nod that all problems were clear.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his drones gave a beep,
And away they all flew, no glitch left to keep.
But I heard him exclaim as he vanished from sight,
“Happy Fun-day to all – And to all a strong Wi-Fi night!”

How to Prevent Yankee Swap from Ruining Your Holiday Spirit

Many years ago, I learned the art of Yankee Swap. And that’s when I figured out it’s also a sport. This group holiday gifting game goes by other names, including Secret Santa and White Elephant. 

If you haven’t yet participated, Yankee Swap is a game of chance, as everyone first picks a number out of a hat to determine the order of gift selection from an anonymous pile of presents. However, there’s plenty of strategy involved, especially if family members ‘unofficially’ align as a team.

Yankee Steal
There are variations on the rules, but in short, each person picks a wrapped gift and then decides whether to keep or swap it with a previously opened present. If everyone gets into the spirit of the game, it becomes ‘Yankee Steal.’ There’s usually a gift or two that everyone wants, that those get swapped multiple times throughout the game.

So, if played properly, this game is effectively about stealing the best gift for yourself and leaving everyone else with the lumps of coal. (You’ve got to feel comfortable being a little ruthless.)

Three Ways to Feel Like a Winner
I must admit that after participating in this holiday tradition many times, I often found myself disappointed with the results. (Statistically, that’s going to happen to many players.)

So, I’ve learned a few tricks that help me feel like a winner, no matter what happens. Here are my top three tips:

#1
Worst Gift Ever
Yes, it’s always nice to give and receive a great gift. But a terrible gift… that can actually be the best Yankee Swap present ever. But it has to be over-the-top bad. If so, it will get a huge laugh in the group. 

The best ‘worst’ gift I ever saw was a 15-pound frozen turkey gift wrapped in a box. Priceless.

I’ve given my share of intentionally terrible gifts over the years. A few of my favorites include:

  • Ugly Lumberjack Winter Hat 
    (for a Brooklyn/Manhattan crowd)
  • Giant Angry Bird plush toy 
    (This one was an unexpected hit.)
  • NapSack Sleep Hood 
    (This was just a box with a photo of a man sleeping on a bench wearing a blue sack over his head. The box was empty. The gag was just the silly idea of it.)

#2
A Boring Gift Should Not Affect your Holiday Zen

But a boring Yankee Swap gift is that exactly that… and nobody wants one of those. Unfortunately, I’ve seen a lot of nicely wrapped boxes fall into this category. 

And these are the ones that can really suck the holiday spirit out of your soul. There’s nothing you can really do about it, other than accept it’s like walking into a casino… the house usually wins. 

So, the next step is to recognize that this game should be more about the fun and laughs…not snagging the best gift. That’s how you can retain your holiday Zen when holding that useless item. 

Yes, it will surely go in the garbage when you get home (or banished to your regifting pile, if you do that). But you’re still smiling thinking about that frozen turkey Uncle Harry got.

#3
Bring a Gift You Wouldn’t Mind Getting Back
I can’t tell you the number of times someone swapped back my own gift with me, especially the ones that were ‘terrible.’ That’s the result of other players learning my gifting style over the years and predicting I was the original culprit.

So, I’ve adapted my strategy a bit and made sure that I would be happy enough taking home whatever Yankee Swap gift I show up with.

That can also make shopping much easier. Simply buy a gift that you’d want for yourself. (That increases the odds you’ll bring home a present you can use.)

The Real Gift is Spending Time with Your Group
New England often has harsh winters. Yankee Swaps are no different. So, mindset matters more than anything when playing this game.

Remember, this is not about the present. It’s about being together with a group of people and having fun. It’s about celebrating this little world you’re a part of… family, friends, and yes… maybe even co-workers.

It’s about time well spent, being together… and not alone. And that’s usually a gift worth celebrating.

Happy Holidays, and here’s to always feeling like a winner at every Yankee Swap!

How to Digitize Your Parents’ Old 8mm Movies

It’s been three years since my father passed away, and I’m still working on digitizing many of his old photos. I also have his negatives and ancient slides. It’s been a slow and painful process, both physically and emotionally.

I can’t possibly digitize every photo. So, I need to decide which ones are important in telling the official family history. 

Are You Peering into an Alternate Universe?
Curating a family’s story across generations can be a draining process. Some photos fit in nicely to support your own memories. Others seem like splinters to slightly alternate dimensions.

There can be a variety of little surprises that force you to realign your understanding of your own past. The good news is that can also contain priceless gems. These gifts can make what is an otherwise time-consuming process worth it.

So, I’ve started. Stopped. And started again, sometimes months later. 

I’ve been using an Epson scanner/printer for my parents’ old prints and a Wolverine slide/negative converter to drive my digitizing/archiving project.

I’ve made progress, and I know there’s a finish line out there, which I’ll eventually reach.

What are You Supposed to Do with 8mm Film?
But I’ve also inherited dozens of my father’s 8mm film reels. They’re tiny time capsules from decades ago that reveal the past in action… three minutes at a time.

But how am I supposed to convert this ancient media without a working film projector?

I had three choices:

  • Package up my 8mm movies and mail them to a company to do the work.
  • Find a store in town where I can physically hand over my dad’s motion pictures.
  • Buy a conversion device to do it myself.

Do You Actually Know What’s On Those Film Reels?
Mailing out your film reels to digitize is usually less expensive than using a local brick and mortar operation. (That said, working with a local establishment may feel more secure, because there’s no risk of losing your film in the mail.)

But mailing it in can still be relatively expensive. And that price point can sting even more if you don’t really know what’s on all those film reels. (My father didn’t label his reels well.) So, you may be spending hundreds of dollars for old footage that you wouldn’t otherwise want to keep. 

Yes, it’s a different story if you do know what’s on your film. With that level of knowledge, paying someone else do the conversion is an incredible time saver and can be worth it.

But for me, the only way to know for sure is to first engage a do-it-yourself strategy. And then if you uncover a few reels that contain priceless memories, then you can send just those few out for professional conversion.

So that’s what I set out to do…

Film Digitizers to Consider
There are two conversion devices on the market that I researched:

  • Wolverine Data Film2Digital Moviemaker-Pro
  • Kodak REELS Film Digitizer

These movie film scanners literally photograph each frame of your film (8mm or Super 8) one at a time and then stitch them all together into a movie file on an SD card. 

This takes a while.

  • Each 3-minute reel takes about 30 minutes to scan. So, you should plan your workflow accordingly.
  • There’s no sound conversion
    (8mm film didn’t contain sound anyway).

Ultimately, I ended up purchasing the Kodak REELS Film Digitizer because it creates a slightly higher resolution file (1728×1296).

Who Are Those People?
As I write this, I’ve converted my 10th film reel. So, I’m about five hours in, and I’ve got a long way to go…

The process has so far felt like sifting for gold. I’ve found plenty of family vacation footage from tropical locations with me running around as a young child. Yes, I know I was cute, but a few of those shots is all anyone could possibly want to watch now. 

Then, there are clips of what looks like friends of my parents, but they are total strangers to me. They may have a place in another family’s family archive, though not mine.

Remember you really can’t tell what you’re going to get from the first few frames on a reel. You need to go through all of it.

Separating the Digital Wheat from the Chaff
In hindsight, I’m not surprised I’ve had to sift through a lot of cutting-room floor clips to find the money shots. This is all unedited footage. (If someone should somehow find my iPhone in 100 years and extract my own family video clips from it, I’m sure many of them will seem superfluous as well.)

That said, I am finding some cool clips of my family in action that are worth saving. So, I’m glad I’ve embarked on this project.

I also came upon some interesting environmental shots from the 1960s.

My father was clearly flying somewhere and shot this clip over Manhattan. Nice!

Doing It Yourself is a Reasonable Choice
As for the quality of my father’s converted films using my Kodak REELS Film Digitizer, it’s what you’d expect. It’s good… good enough.
(I know a professional shop would do a better job using equipment worth many thousands of dollars.)

And so far, my Kodak consumer unit has been operating well, though the image framing sometimes slips out of its center a bit after you start a conversion.
(So, you need to start it again.)

Don’t Wait Any Longer
Yes, I’m pleased with the way my film conversion project has been going. It’s a very hands-on process working with film, and I have to admit the tactile experience is strangely satisfying. 

And yes, I’m glad I didn’t pay a company to globally convert all my father’s 8mm movies. 

No matter how you approach this, it’s a lot of work (and some money). But if you’re the family’s archivist and you uncover old family film footage, there’s really no choice on what to do next.

Digitize it.