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Updated Safety Gear for Your Car

It was time for me to update and replace the decade-old emergency/safety kit items I had happily never had to use in my SUV. Here’s where I upgraded.

Taking a road trip without a spare tire is my new standard, now that I’ve bought my Honda CR-V Hybrid. As I mentioned last time, many new vehicles no longer come with a spare. (They’ve been replaced with tire repair kits.) But driving about without a net doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be prepared for the unexpected.

When I said goodbye to my old Toyota RAV4 and traded it in, of course, I first cleared out all my stuff. (Don’t forget the E-ZPass puck that’s stuck to your windshield and erase your personal information from your car’s voice prompt computer.)

I also found my ‘emergency gear’ that I had packed in the back of my RAV4 years ago and thankfully never had to use.

My first thought was to simply transfer it over to my new CR-V. But when I looked closer at some of the aging items, it was clear some of it needed replacing, often with next-generation tech.

So, I proceeded to do a bit more shopping, and here’s my list of updated emergency gear for my hybrid SUV that I hope I’ll never need.

  • LED Flares
    Long gone are the days when you need to use actual flares or clunky emergency blinking lights powered by giant type C batteries. Now, you can buy packs of compact orange LED circular pucks that blink brightly. I recommend you buy the ones that are rechargeable. Older models are powered by AAA batteries, which are more expensive to maintain and bad for the environment. (That said, you still need to test the rechargeable pucks occasionally to make sure they’re ready to go.)
  • Compact Flashlight
    It’s always important in an emergency to preserve the battery on your cell phone and not drain it on illumination needs. It’s your lifeline to the outside world. Give that job to a separate flashlight.
  • Portable Cell Phone Charger
    If your car battery dies, having some extra juice onboard for your tech is always a good idea.
  • Small Cargo Bag for Break-Glass Hammer
    I didn’t have to replace my break-glass hammer, but I wanted to place it in a small protective pouch that would be placed in the bin under my elbow when I’m driving. (I didn’t want the sharp tool to scratch the interior.)
  • Warm Blanket
    It may be cold out there, and having a warm blanket as an extra layer can make all the difference.
  • Jumper Cables
    This is standard protocol, though my Honda salesman did warn me not to use jumper cables on my CR-V hybrid’s battery.
  • First Aid Kit
    Hopefully, you’ll never have to break the seal.
  • Duct Tape
    Yes, there was that time when a wild turkey flew into my car and obliterated my side mirror.
    Enough said.

Don’t Pack It
Sometimes less is more.

I threw out my old collapsible traffic safety cone, because the base was leaking sand. Even collapsed, it still took up a lot of room in the back of my old RAV4, and I figured my blinking orange LED pucks would now be sufficient for my CR-V. So, I didn’t replace the orange cone.

Decades ago, my father told me to stash a big bag of sand in the back. (That’s still a best practice on certain auto emergency kit lists.) I did that for my very first car (Honda Accord), but that was it. I know sand can get you out of a slick spot, but I’ve got an AWD SUV. Hopefully, that will be enough.

The back of my old RAV4 eventually looked like a messy corner in my attic. So, I’m trying something a bit different this time. Yes, I think it has to do with not cluttering up a new vehicle. But throwing the kitchen sink in the back “just in case” is no longer my standard practice.

Pack what you really need and then hope you’ll never have to touch it ever again… until you move it to your next car.

Safe travels!

A Wild Turkey Flew into my Car

Here’s the result when a 20 lb living projectile hits your car while you’re traveling down a country road.

Here’s the result when a 20-pound living projectile hits your car while you’re traveling down a country road.

I’m driving my family north on Route 7 towards Massachusetts a few miles south of Kent, CT, and I’d admiring the bucolic scenery.

It’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon this past Memorial Day weekend, and we’re off for a little R&R…

My Toyota RAV4 which I’ve been driving for the past five months, has been serving me admirably on my new commute, and all is well with the world…

But you know what they say…
Life can turn on a dime.

And this is what happens over the next seven seconds…

Time Slows Down as an Emergency Emerges
I notice off to the right just ahead what seems to be a large wild turkey.
(Well, isn’t that interesting!)

Then, it appears he’s moving.

He’s moving fast.

In fact, he’s taking off.

Taking off into my lane.

He’s on a direct intercept course with my car!

I know there’s another car behind me, and I quickly check to confirm there’s no oncoming traffic.

I start to veer into the opposite lane to try to avoid the flying beast.

He keeps heading towards me.
I continue veering away.

But my evasive maneuver is not sufficient…

WHAM!!

My car shudders with the direct hit.
(I feel like I’m on the Battlestar Galactica in the middle of a Cylon attack.)
I look over to the right. It’s a side impact near the passenger window, where my horrified wife is sitting. She seems okay…

So I keep driving and stare ahead to ensure we stay on the road.
The bird vanishes from my view. He must have tumbled back…
(and I’m fortunately spared a mental image of impact)

A few warped neurons in the corner of my brain compel me to reach for an invisible intercom and bark out “Damage report!”
But the rest of my noggin maintains my hold on reality…

I force myself again to take another peek at the impact zone.
The window is intact and not cracked.
(phew)
But the side mirror has been destroyed and is hanging lifelessly on the side of the car by a lone, frayed white cable, blowing about in the wind.

It would seem this absent-minded turkey hit the corner edge of my RAV4, and then tore off the side mirror as the car continued on forward.

The Aftermath
I finally find a safe spot to pull over and survey the situation more closely.
And my sleeping son wakes up.
(Yeah, he missed all the action.)

He sees me holding and examining the shattered mirror and its fractured plastic housing.
“Dada, what happened to the mirror?”

I think for a millisecond how to sanitize the incident for a four year old.
There is none.

I simply say, “The mirror was old, and it fell off.”

He accepts my explanation and immediately suggests we get a new car.
(He’s a helpful lad.)

In Search of Duct Tape
I strap myself back in, and we drive a short distance to a hardware store in Kent to get some duct tape and bubble wrap and then strap down the damaged parts until I can get it all repaired.

I say to the man behind the counter, “You’re never going to believe this, but a wild turkey just flew into my car.”

He replies, “Oh yeah… that happens all the time around here in the spring.”
(mating season)

The fact that I’m not alone helps me feel a little less like a turkey, but not by much…

What Did You Do on Your Summer Vacation?
I guess this incident brings new meaning to my earlier conversation on the idea that ‘I Am a Road Warrior.’
I may have to go cold turkey on driving the back roads next spring…

In hindsight though, I feel quite fortunate…

  • The location of the impact zone minimized the potential damage
  • The glass didn’t shatter
  • And my family survived the incident without a scratch
    (I cannot say the same for the turkey.)

Fate is kind, and my life goes on…

The insurance appraiser quickly paid me a visit to talk turkey.
(He told me he’s seen worse.)

Last week, my mechanic replaced the mirror and buffed out the scratches on the car.

And now, the only remaining remnant is one of those ‘funny’ stories burned into my memory. I just hope the rest of my summer isn’t quite as exciting!

Drive safely…