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April 9, 2023

Can You Charge your Tech from the Bedside Lamp?

It may seem like an obvious pairing, but most bedside lamps aren’t designed to supply power to your gear with a built-in USB port. Here’s one man’s fraught journey to a solution.

Can you transform your old bedside lamp into a rocket ship? As it turns out, you can. That’s exactly what I accomplished a few weeks back before I went to sleep.

I popped into bed, slipped down under the covers and gave the edge of the blanket an extra little flip to better align it with my neck as I repositioned my body.

Lights Out!
As it turns out, my blanket flip wasn’t so little. The blanket whacked my lamp with the perfect ‘snap’ (like a wet towel). Lift off!

Thankfully, the airborne lamp cleared my defenseless eyeglasses resting on my night table and then crashed to the floor. Somehow the lamp’s heavy glass shade didn’t shatter. But it cracked in a couple places. And the metal spine broke.

My wife turned and looked at me.

Sleeping in the Jungle
I’m clumsy, but usually I don’t accidentally send objects flying into the air.

I said I’d get it fixed, but I knew rebuilding the lamp would be a project that would remain forever low on my list of to-do’s.

So, I figured it was time to buy a new lamp.

But as soon as I started to think about what I wanted, I recalled a separate issue that I also needed to fix on my night table.

For years, I had been enduring the mess of charging cables for my iPhone and Apple Watch. They constantly squiggled about and regularly slipped to the floor. Every night, when I tried to charge my tech, it was like herding little white snakes.

It was a jungle.

In Search Of…
What I needed was a compact charging station on top of my night table to minimize my cable clutter. Better yet…

What about a new lamp with built-in USB ports for convenient charging and less clutter?

How’s that for an innovation?!

Hotel Lamps for Home Use
Of course, this is not a new idea. If you’ve stayed at a hotel lately, you’ve likely come across this type of multipurpose lamp.

But as I started doing my research, it turns out there aren’t that many lamps that can perform the USB charging trick.

Why not?!

Are hotels the only place you would think to charge your tech next to your bed? Aren’t we also doing the same thing at home? Well, I certainly am.
(Should I admit to that?)

Okay… If everyone’s doing it, why don’t more lamps have built-in tech chargers?

Macally Light Cube
So, in fact, there are a few ‘hotel’ lamps for sale on Amazon. But they don’t sufficiently address a variety of design needs. Many, in fact, appear marketed to students for dorm rooms. (I hope I’ve graduated from that designation by now.)

So, I flipped my search around and looked for charging stations that also come with a built-in light. That didn’t offer up much either.

I did come across one viable option called the LAMPCHARGESQ offered by a company named Macally:

The Macally Small Bedside Lamp with USB Port
$39.99 on Amazon

This small LED cube comes with four 2.4 amp charging ports. Perfect.

The only downside is the LED’s tap-to-turn-on/off functionality. That’s because the LED has three brightness settings, and you’ve got to tap the cube four times to cycle it to turn off.
(Talk about a usability annoyance!)

And it’s not really a lamp.

My Lamp Quest Continues
So I set the Macally option aside and kept looking.

Ideally, I wanted a ‘real’ lamp with a pull chain or a simple switch that would allow me to work the lamp with only one gesture (yes, the joyous simplicities of analog tech).

Of course, I needed that USB port (2.4A please).

And I was searching for a choice that wasn’t so inexpensive (sub $20) that I feared it would short out and engulf me in flames or so costly, because it was wrapped in a brand luxury surcharge.

I went round and around… and around.

And then I came to my Kobayashi Maru…

The Power of Two
My wife read my last blog post, where I referred to my lamp quest, and she then suggested that I should look for a matching set of lamps… not just the one.

“Symmetry.”

That’s two lamps.
(Not one.)

Why didn’t I see this coming? I should know better.

Now, this had become an official bedroom design project, not just me playing with my little tech laboratory on my night table.

I showed my wife a couple choices that I had been considering.

(Redacted sentence here.)

What was I thinking?

My Quick Fix
So, I reconsidered my situation:

The purchase of two bedroom lamps would now move to our house ‘project list.’
(You have one of those. Right?)
But I still needed a short-term solution for a light source next to my side of the bed.
And I really wanted a better charging design for my tech in the bedroom.
Plus my non-lamp choice could be repurposed elsewhere once a permanent lamp set was identified.

Suddenly, that Macally LAMPCHARGESQ nightstand LED with 4 USB ports looked pretty good.
Click.
I’m sure I’ll get used to tapping it four times to turn it on or off. (I’ve also learned that a long tap will directly turn it off and save the light setting. Yay!)

To Be Continued…
Of course, I need a holistic lighting solution for our bedroom, and my better half has reminded me the of wisdom of a well-thought-out plan.

For now, I’ve got a little glowing cube next to the bed that can also charge my tech.

Maybe that’s progress?

Or did I just fail the Kobayashi Maru again?

“What do you think of my solution?”

December 24, 2022

What to do When your Holiday Gift doesn’t Show up

Packages don’t always arrive on time. Here’s how I try to handle that inevitability.

“Your package is on the way, but running late. We’re sorry for the delay. Now expected December 27 to December 29.”

That’s the email I recently received from Amazon. Yes, the package in question was a holiday gift for our son, and now it wasn’t.

You might think I was upset to receive that disappointing update. I was not.

Expect the Unexpected
I’ve always been something of a last-minute shopper. Try as I may, wrapping up gift purchases comes down to the wire every year. But I’ve always gotten it done. That said, this year was particularly difficult. (More on this in another post.)

As you might expect, online shopping has made the gifting equation easier for me, until it didn’t, when the pandemic and supply-chain issues delayed almost every delivery.

I was retrained to expect disruption.

And when online shopping returned mostly to normal, I wasn’t so quick to assume that ‘promised’ delivery times would always hold up.

So, did I expect some shipping delays and ultimately buy more gifts for our son than needed during my 2022 last-minute shopping sprint? Yes, I did.

And yes, there was a back-up gift ready to go to the front of the line.

Do You have a Back-up Plan?
So no, it was not disappointment I experienced when Amazon shared the bad news with me. I actually felt relief and a bit of joy. I think I even smiled. I was happy that I had successfully hedged against this possibility.

And I knew that I could easily return the package. Or perhaps I’ll keep it as a back-up gift for next year. (How’s that for early planning?)

It’s Not about the Gift
I know that the holidays shouldn’t always be about gift giving. Instead, it’s an opportunity to be with family and friends. It’s a time to connect and sometimes reconnect.

And it’s a time to celebrate who and what you have in your life.

You just don’t know what tomorrow will bring.

And if a gift shows up late, so what? As long as everyone you care about shows up, that’s all that really matters.

Happy holidays, and here’s to smiling at every late package arrival.

December 11, 2022

The Double-Edged Sword of Repeat Deliveries

Amazon’s Subscribe & Save program is a great time saver, but over time it may be more than you need. Here’s why…

Amazon’s Subscribe & Save program originally made me feel like I had been transported to a Star Trek-like future where people could focus on higher-level cognitive challenges as opposed to pondering if they were about to run out of toilet paper.

It was a magical leap forward in shopping design, where you could automatically receive your supplies without worrying that you’d forget to reorder. Plus, you’d get an ongoing discount on these Subscribe & Save orders. How great is that?!

It was set-it-and-forget-it, and your stuff showed up.

What could possibly go wrong?

Too Many Vitamins!
This morning, I woke up, walked downstairs to the kitchen and opened up the cupboard to take some vitamins, including my daily Omega 3 supplement. I grabbed the plastic bottle, unscrewed the top and took out the very last capsule.

I smiled, because I knew I was ready for this moment. There would be another Subscribe & Save bottle in the back of the cupboard ready to go. I peered behind some other vitamin bottles, and I squinted to be sure what I saw. I didn’t see a replacement bottle. I saw three.

Three?

Clearly my family and I weren’t consuming as many Omega 3’s as my subscription was providing. You might say it’s an easy arithmetic equation to figure out. It is, but somehow it had gotten way off balance.

And I hadn’t been paying attention, because it was set-it-and-forget-it.

Inevitable Imbalance
I sat down at my desk with my cup of Joe and finally allowed myself to fully face the other recent clues of imbalance in my shopping utopia from the future.

I had collected in my basement an extra year’s supply of AC/furnace air filters.
My paper towel subscription for the premium Bounty brand had been inexplicably cancelled and replaced by the less luxurious Brawny.
My toothpaste subscription was also cancelled, and I needed to actively replace it, which I didn’t. (I was supposed to “forget it,” right?) Then, I ran out of toothpaste.

The Best Price?
Amazon clearly states that prices go up and down. If you’re looking for the best pricing over time, I’m not sure that repeat deliveries will get you that, even with the subscription discount.

You’ve got to keep track. And that doesn’t align well with the set-and-forget mentality.

The Easy Fix
Yes, the odds are running out of supplies are certainly lower with repeat-delivery subscriptions, although it can happen if your subscriptions get cancelled, and you don’t choose an alternate item (guilty).

But unless your estimated consumption metrics are perfect, you’re likely to over order.

Subscribe & Save will save you shopping time, but over the months, your supplies may start to pile up.

It’s not like I was entirely unaware of this, and it’s easy to fix by going online and adjusting the frequency of the repeat deliveries. But it’s the kind of thing you tell yourself you’ll do tomorrow.

And then tomorrow never comes.

Until you realize you’ve got an extra year’s worth of Omega 3 tablets piling up in your cabinet.

So today, I reviewed all of my subscriptions and made the necessary adjustments.

It’s Time to Wake Up
Amazon would tell me that I regularly receive reminder emails to check and adjust my Subscribe & Save items. And I do.

So why didn’t I just follow their ongoing recommendations to perform a little subscription maintenance?

Because I wanted to set-it-and-forget-it.

Autopilot-mode is nice. But you really shouldn’t disconnect for too long. Otherwise you may wake up one day and realize you’re surprised by what you see.

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