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What Photomosaic Software is Best?

This photomosaic of my boy is better seen as a larger image.  Then its groovy complex structure really stands out.  But you get the picture.

This photomosaic of my boy is better seen as a larger image. Then its groovy, complex structure really stands out. But you get the picture.

Remember that magical moment back in the mid ‘90’s when you were mesmerized by seeing your first computer-generated photomosaic?

Also called photo-tiled pictures, they’re large image tapestries made up of many, many tiny photos.
All of the chaos when viewed up close dissipates into one clear image when seen from a distance.

How cool is that?
Kind of reminiscent of the world in the movie “Tron.”

Then technology advanced, and the voodoo trickled down to the masses.
A couple of years back, Apple even threw in a photomosaic screen saver into its OS X.

Clearly, computer-processing power had advanced sufficiently to handle this once monumental task.

So as I recently struggled with a gifting decision, I figured I would create a photomosaic and frame it.
How hard could it be?
And if there’s one thing I was overflowing with, it’s thousands of pictures that would fuel my new art project.

No Obvious Solution for a Complex Picture
As I sat down with my coffee mug,
I figured there must be tons of software available out there to choose between.

Heck, I was even hoping Apple’s OS X had incorporated a simple way to take a snap shot of what I knew my iMac could already do.

No such luck.

And as I continued my research, I strangely found there were only a few paltry options out there.

And those were either-

  • Free shareware
  • Inexpensive but flawed Mac App Store apps
  • Or pricey solutions that no one was really talking about
    (maybe because the cost was too steep for the typical art project)

My biggest concern was finding software that would integrate easily with Apple’s Aperture photo program. (iPhoto’s more powerful cousin)

To create a decent photo mosaic, you’ve got to use a lot of photos…hundreds of pics. I didn’t want to have to take the extra step of exporting all those pictures into a separate folder on my desktop for a program that won’t talk to Aperture or iPhoto.

Low Cost Options
There are several choices available in the Mac App Store for a few bucks.
But while perusing the user comments, I saw a lot of complaints about these programs freezing up.

I have enough trouble keeping my computer happy. I’m not going to intentionally throw it a curve ball.
Plus, I don’t have the time to try half-baked software over and over again on the off chance that it will work on the fifth try.
(Who does?)

How Good is Free?
I don’t know.
I figured if the low-cost options were ravaged by reviewers, how good could the free ones be?

For those of you more intrepid than I, here’s a list of
8 free photomosaic software choices on Bright Hub.

The Two Expensive Heavyweights
Not that expensive always equates better, but I hoped the phrase
“You get what you pay for” was going to apply here.

Based on price alone, the Hertz and Avis of photomosaic software are:

I was initially horrified at the thought of spending this much coin, but after I dismissed the less expensive choices as likely failures, my wallet loosened a bit.

Look, I just wanted the software to work, and I was willing to pay for this sometimes-elusive convenience.

Image is Everything
So how did I choose between the two?
Of course, I immediately went to their respective websites, inviting myself to be wooed by their slick marketing presentations.

Now, simply ingesting advertising without analysis isn’t really a smart way to determine how good the item actually is, but it’s a start.

As they say, “You don’t get a second chance to make a good first impression.”
And, boy, was I unimpressed.

Both websites looked like they were designed by your clever tween niece.
Good as a first attempt, but hardly the center of a business’ marketing campaign.

Also, both companies had crummy-looking promotional videos on YouTube.
(One used a voice simulator for its audio track. They couldn’t even find a human willing to push the product!)

So I was forced to roll up my sleeves and do my own research.

Mazaika
There were two factors favoring Mazaika.
One was it actually had a bona fide review from a reputable website-
Macworld’s review from Chris McVeigh
And he really liked it.

Mazaika also claims to give you more manual control than any of its competitors.

The downside was its flexibility could also be its Achilles’ heel.
Too many operational choices might make it overly complicated to navigate.
(Remember, I’m impatient. I want software to work, but I also don’t want to take forever figuring out a program designed for designers.)

Plus you have to buy and download it from their clunky-looking website.

And then I wondered why Mazaika didn’t have its flagship product in the Mac App Store.

Instead, there was Mazaika Lite (for $2.99) and Mazaika Free.
The free version had more one-star reviews than anything else.
The light version hasn’t been updated for ten months and had only one review.
It’s a one star clunker titled “Big Nasty Bugs.”

I was not impressed.

Plus, after these two clear fizzles, you’ve got to wonder how good the $50 version really is.

And I hate the name.

Photo Mosaic by cf/x Software
Their big marketing line on the top of their website is-
“Does one thing. Well.”
Well… that’s good.
I hope.

I also had trouble confirming if Photo Mosaic would work with Aperture.
Buried deep in their website was their Hint #7 from July 2011 that makes a passing reference to the fact that Photo Mosaic does indeed communicate with Aperture.

(Here’s my suggested Hint #8-
Please list this important detail on your home page!)

Look, I know that these companies are probably run by geeks with massive brains.
But they’ve really got to find a Morlock who understands basic web design and how to market a product to the average consumer who’s probably struggling right now at home with their tech.

The good news is Photo Mosaic is available through Apple’s Mac App Store.
Now, that doesn’t by itself make it a great product, but I assume it had to pass certain Apple standards.
(Overly naive of me?)

Yes, the “Better the Devil You Know” phrase applied to me here.

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo
So I decided to go with Photo Mosaic.
Click.

And guess what?
After all my hemming and hawing…

Photo Mosaic worked great!

  • Yes, it plays nicely with your Aperture and iPhoto albums
  • Yes, it’s fast
  • Yes, it has a variety of photomosaic presets to choose between to vary the look of your final image
  • And no, it didn’t crash on me once!

My photomosaic gift was a huge success.
Happiness.

Not that I want to be a one trick pony, but for now, my gifting strategy has just received a major update!

Fickle User I Am!
Has anyone else out there had success with the other photomosaic choices?

I’m sure I haven’t earned any brownie points with the big brain programmers of the software I’ve so heartlessly shunned.
(I bet they’d like to use their programs to scatter my image into a billion pixels.)

If I ever find myself zapped into the Grid because of this post,
I’m really going to need some protection from Tron.

“User.”

Blinded by the UltraViolet Promise in Your New Blu-ray Movie

That bonus UltraViolet digital copy in the Blu-ray Disk or DVD isn’t all it’s stacked up to be.

That bonus UltraViolet digital copy in the Blu-ray Disc or DVD isn’t all it’s stacked up to be.

You look at your holiday shopping list and have miles to go before you sleep.
Tick tock.

You start to panic, and your brain defaults to A.G.M. Syndrome (average gift mode):

  • Tie.
  • Bottle of wine
  • Scented candle
  • Pair of gloves
  • Inflatable turkey

If you find yourself caring more about the gift receipt than the gift, you know you’re in trouble.

You start to sweat.
And then you have a momentary flash of genius. (low wattage)
How about gifting a movie?
Everyone likes a good movie!
Bingo. Buy the DVD!

(Add this shopping strategy to my Holiday Gift Guide for Home Tech.)

And while you’re at it, you can do the
“One for you/One for me” chant to catch up on all the recent blockbuster flicks.

A few suggestions:

  • “The Dark Knight Rises”- Satisfactorily completes the trilogy
  • “Marvel’s The Avengers”- #1 at the box office this year. How can you go wrong?
  • “Thor”- Shakespeare meets Marvel Comics, and it works big time!
  • “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”- not as good as the first, but a lot of great sequences.

But before you whip out your credit card, a word of warning…
(All right… maybe a few words)

The Ball and Chain of Blu-ray
When I say DVD, I’m really talking about Blu-ray Discs.

So I married into the Blu-ray promise (Singing the Blu-ray Blues) a few years back when I bought an LG Blu-ray Disc player for my 42” Panasonic plasma screen, and in a moment of tech insanity also procured a Panasonic portable Blu-ray Disc player for my train commute.

I know. I know-
What’s the point of watching a glorious Blu-ray image on a tiny screen?
(I still got a great deal on Amazon.)

The ball and chain of Blu-ray was securely fastened when I switched my Netflix settings to all Blu-ray all the time.

So I guess I’m committed to Blu-ray for the time being.

Living the Dream with Blu-ray?
But these days, it’s hard stick with one technology for long.
And I’ve found I’ve already wandered.
Like others, I enjoy the simplicity of having movies to watch on my iPhone or iPad.
The digital copy’s the thing.

Digital downloading via iTunes, right?
Lots folks do the movie deal with iTunes, and they’re happy.

Not so fast, partner.

Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer having the physical Blu-ray Disc to come home to every day. It feels like it will always be there for me.
Media on a hard drive always has the potential to evaporate when the drive decides to stop spinning.

Plus I want all those Blu-ray extras.

Sure, there’s iTunes Extra with bonus content for some of the movies you download, but that doesn’t seem to be as beefy as all the bonus content available on discs.

Having my Cake and Eating it too
So when I buy my Blu-ray Discs, I also look for the version that contains the bonus digital copy as well.
Then I’m covered for all possibilities-
I can watch my movies on my Plasma TV on the weekends and on my iPhone during the weekday train commute.

Usually the digital file isn’t physically on the disc.
Instead, you get an iTunes code for a free download.
How civilized.

If I dare say, it nears perfection.

Of course when humanity nears that condition, someone’s got to mess things up.

UltraViolet’s the Bomb
The movie industry got a bright idea back in 2010.
Hey, what if you didn’t have to download your movies anymore?
That’s such a pain. Right?
Plus we hate Apple getting all that business.
And we’d really prefer you not have that digital copy that you could suddenly decide to use illegally.

What if you could simply go to the Cloud and stream all of your movies up in that happy place we control?

Yeah, baby.
This is gonna change everything!

And UltraViolet was born.

UVVU Redemption StickerThe Promise of UltraViolet
The promise is this…
When you buy your DVD or Blu-ray movie, instead of also having a digital copy or a free iTunes movie download code, you get an UltraViolet (UVVU) digital copy!

You used to get a digital copy.
Now you can stream an UltraViolet digital copy.
That sounds better, right?

Conceptionally, UVVU is a digital locker in the Cloud where your movies are stored.
In reality, you’re simply accessing your licensing rights to stream a movie.
You’re actually getting nothing.

Once you do the UVVU deal, you can ‘always’ access the movie in the Cloud and stream it on any of your connected screens.
(Up to 12 registered devices, which should be plenty!)

Boo Hoo with UVVU
There are a few big reasons why a lot of users are unhappy with UVVU.

It’s Complicated
Different movie studios have their own UltraViolet login sites to authorize your movie purchase. It’s not one-stop shopping.
Plus, you’ve then got to use a separate delivery service like
Flixter or Vudu to play your movies.

The overall experience is not as elegant as simply using iTunes.

Owning vs. Licensing
Your rights to streaming your movies don’t expire… or do they?

Here’s the fine print on UVVU:
“Streaming of a given title from the selling UltraViolet Retailer more than a year after its purchase, or at any time via Streaming Services other than the selling UltraViolet Retailer, may incur fees and if so any such fees would be presented to the consumer in advance of streaming titles, with the consumer having the option to accept the fees or not use that Streaming Service.”

Translation:
Guaranteed free streaming for only one year!

Uhhh… isn’t that a deal breaker right there?
Would you rather own a digital file forever for no additional cost or license it for free for just a year?

Exactly.

Streaming Limits
The whole UltraViolet deck of cards relies on a healthy web connection.
You need to be tethered to a cable or strong Wi-Fi link to actually stream anything.

That’s fine when you’re at home, but what about when you’re on the go?
Sure you can stream through your smart phone’s data plan, but if you have a plan with limits, that can quickly become expensive.

And what if you’re on a plane or a commuter train travelling through spotty coverage?

Sorry Charlie.

Can you Download?
Yes, there is a download option for Apple and Android devices, which you can then watch on a Flixter app, but
UltraViolet really doesn’t integrate with iTunes and the Apple ecosystem.
(What an inconvenient coincidence.)

UltraViolet is Killing my Joy
I’m not alone. UltraViolet’s reviews are mixed at best.

Personally, I’ve really got no interest in slogging through the UltraViolet setup workflow.
But an increasing number of studios have switched to UltraViolet for their digital copy solution.

What’s a movie lover to do?

For now, I’ll continue to seek out non-UltraViolet packaging with my Blu-ray purchases, but I expect to be disappointed.

UltraViolet Combo PackCase in point-
Both “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” and “The Dark Knight Rises” are currently on my Blu-ray shopping list to add to my tool kit
as a Road Warrior on Metro North.
But, of course, these Blu-ray Discs are only available with the UltraViolet option.
Oh-No!!!!

Good Bye Blu-ray too?
So unhappily, I’ve got a choice in front of me.
I’m already on the fence with Blu-ray, because of my current priorities leaning towards portable viewing.
This UltraViolet debacle has only further destabilized my commitment to disc.

Maybe it’s time to say goodbye to Blu-ray and embrace an all-digital HD media library.
One that lives happily on home soil.
Not only up in the Cloud.

And for me, that still means with iTunes.
(I’m sure the movie studios’ market research didn’t predict this reaction!)

The Blip
But hey, I guess I’m just an atypical consumer who illogically wants convenience and simplicity when using purchased media with my home tech.
(and legally, I might add)

A statistical aberration I am.
A blip.

But seriously, this does eliminate the option of gifting DVD/Blu-ray Discs for Barrett.
Sorry, Loving Wife.

The good news is I’ve got a three-word solution.
iTunes gift card.

As a favorite high-school math teacher of mine was fond of saying-
Q.E.D.
(Quite Easily Done!)

And while I’m thinking of acronyms, I’ve got another one for our movie studios-
B.T.B.
Beware the Blips.

There are a lot more of us than you think…

Holiday Gift Guide for Home Tech

What home tech do you have in your shopping cart? Here are nine winners that can get you to the finish line!

What home tech do you have in your shopping cart? Here are nine winners that can get you to the finish line!

Let’s face it. If you’re like me, you’re hard to buy gifts for.

Not to stereotype, but I think we likely share certain similarities:

  • We handle the home IT problems.
  • We manage the family’s photo and movie archive.
  • In general, we’re the senior geek in the relationship.

How is someone supposed to know how to get you a great tech gift when they are blissfully unaware what it is you actually do to keep your happy little home tech bubble operating day in and day out?

Exactly.

So I thought I’d share a few items on my own home tech wish list, and perhaps along the way provide a few useful suggestions for our “better halves” to use as a gift guide.

Think of it as a kinder and gentler form of “Inception.”

ACCESSORIZE

It’s hard enough figuring out the right tech to buy.
It ends up being a very personal decision.
In fact, you never want someone else making your big tech purchasing decisions… right?

But if you stick to that logic, you’re getting a lump of coal in your stocking.

The good news is there are plenty of supporting accessories people can get for your existing tech…

Camera Case for Your Pocket Camera
Point-and-shoots never come with one, and every camera needs some protection.

So this could be a really easy choice for you.
There’s nothing wrong with heading right for the case made by the camera’s manufacturer.

You may recall I bought the Canon PowerShot S100.
Canon’s case is their PSC-900 Deluxe Semi-Hard Leather Case –
$25.49 at Adorama.

Going this route is always more expensive, but it’s a sure bet to fit the camera correctly.

Or you can go off-brand, especially if you want a softer case, but it’s sometimes hard to know the fit.

I’ve had success buying cases from these two manufacturers:

As you shop around for cases, you’ll come across a myriad of styles with an assortment of options for size/zippers/velcro/pockets.
That’s great news for the gift giver, because there’s nothing wrong with having more than one case in a camera’s tool kit.

Mini Tripod for Your Pocket Camera
It’s amazing how one of these can really help out a little camera.
(especially during a spontaneous group self-portrait)

There are seemingly dozens of these on the market.
Here’s a starter list from B&H Photo.

And I’m pretty excited about the Tiltpod Camera Stand- $15.00
This mini tripod breaks all the rules by not having any feet at all!
It clips onto your keychain for the ultimate in portability.

Extra Battery Power When You’re on the Go
Who hasn’t had their mobile devices run low on power during a busy day?
It would be great to have a portable charging station always available to keep your tech alive while you’re on the go:
Here are two choices:

-Anker Astro E1 5200mAh Portable Charger – $15.99 on Amazon.
-Anker PowerCore 10,000mAh Portable Charger – $31.99 on Amazon

Sweet!

Portable Storage
Some people can never have enough shoes.
Others like to collect sports memorabilia.
I like lots of storage choices for my media, and there’s always a use for another portable drive.

G-Technology makes awesome drives.
I own a few of these cool little portable drives:
G-Technology 1TB G-Drive Mobile USB-C – $78.95 on Amazon

It’s a no brainer. Let’s move on.

Multiply your USB Port Capacity
If you need extra USB capacity, and really, what self-respecting geek doesn’t, here’s a nice aluminum chasis to match your Apple gear:
Satechi USB 3.0 Hub and Card Reader – $29.99 on Amazon

Done.

NEW TWIST ON TERRIBLE GIFTS

If you’re falling into a generic gift-giving vortex and are resigned to giving something as uninspired as gloves or a winter hat, don’t despair.
180s has their own clever tech spin on these typical gift clunkers:

Gloves that work with touch technology!
You’ll feel positively James Bond-like with this!

The 180s Glove with Tec Touch Technology allows you to use your smart phone while your finger stay toasty inside the glove:
180s QuantumHeat Foundation glove – $30

Ear warmers with built-in headphones?!
You can listen to your tunes or make a call while visiting Ice Station Zebra without freezing off your ears:
180s Degrees Men’s Bluetooth Ear Warmer with Mic and Speakers – $40 on Amazon

TAKE A CHANCE

Wi-Fi Connected Digital Photo Frame
I know I said earlier that big tech decisions should be left to the senior geek in the house. But that doesn’t mean you can’t do a little research on your own and just go for it!

Today, let’s discuss the digital photo frame, which really isn’t so cutting edge.
This tech has been out for years. But the Wi-Fi option still isn’t widespread.

Wi-Fi connected units are cool, because you can add and manage photos remotely within the digital frame in someone else’s home, no matter where they are in the world.

You’d think this would be a no brainer by now, but this advanced functionality hasn’t really caught on. Maybe it’s too complicated for the average bear to figure out.
But this year, I’m hoping to be smarter than the average bear.
(We’ll see.)

According to CNET’s Rick Broida, Kodak had the best Wi-Fi digital photo frame- the Kodak Pulse,
But, of course, Kodak has gone belly-up.

Ceiva makes two good models, but if you want to use their PicturePlan photo delivery tool for the frame, you’ve got to pony up $9.95/month (or $99.95/year) for a subscription after the first year.
(Yuck.)

After doing a little more research, I found a company named Pix-Star.
They make three web-connected frames with good reviews.
However, Pix-Star isn’t really a household name.
(I’ve heard of Pixar.)

And I’m not a big fan of buying products directly from companies online I don’t know.
But Pix-Star conveniently has one of their digital frames selling on Amazon.
(Ahhh…cozy Amazon.)

It’s the Pix-Star PXT510WR02 10.4 Inch FotoConnect XD Digital Picture Frame.

Sure, $157 is steep for a digital photo frame, though it’s 10.4” screen is relatively large.
(It’s the Wi-Fi that jacks up the cost.)

While I could definitely use this digital frame to help me rescue the glut of trapped family photos in my computer, I have another use in mind for it right now.

I’m referring to my father.

Now I’ll deny this if you say anything to my dad, but I’ve been planning to buy him a Wi-Fi picture frame, so I can regularly get him fresh photos of his grandson.
(There are so many!)

How convenient.
Click.
(Let us speak no more of this.)

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

Caffeinate with Great Coffee
Finally, before you find yourself staying up late past midnight making your last- minute holiday purchases, (and doesn’t it always come down to this?)

Go to:
counterculturecoffee.com

And buy some amazing coffee for yourself. (really)
You won’t be disappointed.

Don’t Give Up
I know time is short, but remember, the web made 24/7 shopping possible.
Use it to your advantage.
(Especially now that you’ve got your coffee to keep you awake!)

For other tech gift ideas, here are a few unique websites you’ll enjoy checking out:

thinkgeek.com

uncommongoods.com

coolmomtech.com

So there you have it.
Remember, none of this was your idea.
They came up with it on their own.
Inception!

What’s on your home tech holiday gift wish list?
And if you’ve made some of your own cool tech gifting discoveries, please let me know!