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I Made this “Holiday Ode to Mr. Tech” Video Using AI

If I had a brother from another universe, and he somehow found a way to send me a fun holiday selfie video riffing on the famous poem, ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, it might resemble an AI video creation exercise I just completed.

And the way I imagine it, my brother might look like this (thanks to Google Whisk).

And of course, he would also be interested in blogging about tech and gadgets.

Here’s how I brought my geeky fantasy to ‘life.’

ChatGPT Wrote the Lines
To create a new poem for my brother to read, I put “A Visit from St. Nicholas” through ChatGPT and asked it to write new verses focusing on solving home tech problems. Almost instantly, I had several versions, which admittedly needed more work. So, I moved some lines around and polished it.

Google Whisk Generated the Environments
Then, I got to work creating the scene locations for my brother.

Again, I used Google Whisk’s text-to-photo functionality to place him in different environments throughout the poem. As you’ll see, this plays like a cartoon, and I leaned increasingly into the absurd. 

Ingredients to Video
Once I had all my key-frame photos, I used them to guide the video scene creation process using Google Veo 3 and Adobe Firefly for Video.

The hardest part was maintaining the consistency of my brother’s voice. (Sometimes, the AI wanted to give my brother a deeper voice and a British accent.)

Here’s my finished creation, complete with its AI script, AI video generation, rough AI edges… and human-powered humor.

The Future has Arrived
With more time and additional money (yes, AI video creation consumes lots of ‘credits’), I could have created a more ‘perfect’ version by regenerating certain scenes multiple times to get better results.

But that wasn’t my goal here (perhaps for my next AI video project). For the record, I spent about twenty bucks to generate the clips. And then, I did the video editing myself.

AI video creation for the masses is remarkable, but it’s still far from perfect. That said, just the idea that I can ‘easily’ create this silly bit of nonsense from my keyboard forces me to update my entire view on video production and the need the skill up. (Why do you think I gave myself this assignment?)

‘Twas the Night before Fun-day
You may have noticed the reimagined poem in my video is shorter than the original. That’s because I didn’t feel the concept would hold together if the piece ran too long. (Remember, less is more.) So, I removed some of the lines.

If you’re interested in reading my entire tomfoolery, here it is. Enjoy!

Holiday Ode to Mr. Tech

‘Twas the night before Fun-day, when all through the house,
Not a gadget was syncing – not even the mouse.
The cables were laid with questionable care,
In hopes that the Wi-Fi would reach everywhere.

The tablets were charging beside every bed,
While buffering circles spun round in our heads.
And I, bathed in blue light, lay still for the night,
Dreading the thought there’d be no Wi-Fi tonight.

When out on the network there was such a clatter,
A chime from my phone said that something’s the matter.
Away from the bed I flew like a flash,
Past blinking red lights and a network crash.

The glow from the router on new-fallen snow,
Gave cold bluish shine to the yard down below.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a bright sleigh shape drawing steadily near.

With a happy driver, so steady and in check,
I knew in a moment it must be Mr. Tech.
More rapid than updates his drones now they came,
He tapped and he typed and he called them by name.

“Now, PING! Now, PIXEL! Now, BUFFER and BEACON!
On, COOKIE! On, CACHE! Let the signal awaken!
Go, REBOOT! Go, RESET! Make connections robust!
On, ROUTER and MODEM – Restore all our trust!”

To the top of the roof! To the peak – Hold it steady!
No dropped connections, no dead zones – Now we are ready!
Like data at full bars that zips through the air,
They landed atop with precision and care.

Quick as a reboot, I heard a low tone,
The soft little thump of each careful drone.
As I held my breath there and turned round just so,
Down the chimney came Mr. Tech with a glow.

He was dressed all in fleece from his head to his toe,
With a tool kit of dongles and cords in a row.
A satchel of gadgets hung low on his back,
A tech on a call who’d prepared for attack.

His eyes – how they twinkled! His grin – calm and bright,
Like someone who’s fixed this exact thing all night.
He glanced at the modem, the router, the node,
And nodded once softly – Yes, I know this code.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And restarting each device, no need to smirk.
He reset the router, adjusted the mesh,
Labeled each cable with meticulous zest.

The tablets and laptops all hummed with new life,
And no more spinning wheels, no buffering strife.
He checked every signal, each access point near,
Then gave me a nod that all problems were clear.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his drones gave a beep,
And away they all flew, no glitch left to keep.
But I heard him exclaim as he vanished from sight,
“Happy Fun-day to all – And to all a strong Wi-Fi night!”

Ode to the Distant Tracks at Grand Central Terminal

As a Metro North commuter to Manhattan, I’ve found certain tracks take more time to walk to than others on my way back to Connecticut. When rushing to catch your ride, you never want that faraway gate. Here’s a poem that tells my story.

Stairway to Tracks 23 and 24

The track to take, you just don’t know.
Your walk is fast. There is no time.
To find your train and claim your seat.
Or lose your spot. Then stand and whine.

The odds get worse if train is Red.
The track it’s on can seal your fate.
Easy to reach or Outer Rim?
This is how you will miss your date.

Upper level gates no hurry.
But basement level spans further.
It’s like moving through Tatooine.
You’ll have to sprint. Feels like murder.

Teens and twenties, easy to reach.
But beware twenty three and four.
You think you’re there. Then more to go.
Two more staircases? Now you roar!

Then there’s eleven on the end.
It feels like you are lost backstage.
Garbage bags and metal shards stacked.
Now you’re walking through the bronze age.

Red transports I take up the coast.
So don’t know what other droids feel.
But where are the good tracks for me?
The trek can feel a bit unreal.

Sure, here I complain and kvetch.
What‘s wrong with a few more minutes?
If that’s a pain, the fault is more.
A track shouldn’t test one’s limits.

Still, it would be nice if we shared.
The good tracks and the naughty ones.
A rotation to split the fun.
And then we would all move our buns.

I expect there is some logic.
For how these Vulcan pods are stashed.
Could change come from just one poem?
Perhaps my high hopes won’t get dashed.

More Odes by Barrett:

A Poem for Dads on Mother’s Day

Photo collages are ideal for creating the perfect holiday card. Here’s how to do it all at home with a poem for easy reference.

What have you been doing with those thousands of family photos you’ve collected over the past years? Posting a few on Instagram or Facebook? That’s great. But what about all of the others?

Well, you can create annual photo books that will capture hundreds of your favorite photos. Those photo books should last through the century (actual mileage may vary). But that’s always a huge project to pull off.

Tackling a smaller version where you’re collecting only 15-20 images is clearly more manageable. How about applying that towards a “photo collage?!”
(Light bulb moment)

Photo collages are perfect for holidays or any occasion to give a physical card.

You just load your photos into a template. (Lots of photo websites like Shutterfly offer this.) You can pay them to print your card, or you can take a screenshot and instantly print out the photo collage card yourself. (That’s what I do.)

In honor of all mothers (and one in particular), here’s my little poem for fathers that doubles as an emergency instruction manual.

Instructions for Fathers on Mother’s Day

That day has arrived
When dads should applaud

With a pile of gifts
Though we are so flawed

But time is fleeting
Delays mute your plans

Amazon is late
Your wish is now sans

You are on your own
Just laptop and pics

A photo collage
That could be the fix

The story is there
For you to now share

You’ve got the photos
For you to declare

Websites will help you
To do this cool trick

Just load it all in
A template is slick

Then print out your card
It’s easy as pie

You’re back in the game
It’s okay to cry

Stuff doesn’t matter
It’s the life you share

Your collage reflects
Each day that you care

Say Happy Mom’s Day
For all that you are

This photo collage
Shows you are my star